On NYE I twisted my ankle and somehow landed all my weight on the top of my foot.
So now I have this bruise that's 6 inches long and 4 inches wide.
It's deep too. You can't really see the bruising on the surface, but you can see it underneath. Still really pink in a 3x2 inch area in the middle.
Maybe I'll go get a kewl cane to walk around with...hmmmmm...