darkman424 (darkman424) wrote,
darkman424
darkman424

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I bought porn for mick_nobody (10 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I gave freezingflame5 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I gave violntferretboy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, i_am_winterborn (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4951 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
darkman424

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