Blatently swiped from kitchenbee
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I recruited plainjane11 as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I stopped lonelylovely_9 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I exposed a_valan_che to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (245 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, darkman424
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