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This warrants reposting
213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army.


Quote from the site:
The Skippy List

Explanations of these events:

a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.)
b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.)
c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.)
d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”)
e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. (“Schwarz...what is *that*?” said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? "Um....a rubber sheep...I can explain why that's there....")

Present Position: Home

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coldspaghetti From: coldspaghetti Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.

Yet another reason I could never be a soldier.
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